the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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