Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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