the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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