we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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