I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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