we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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