69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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