Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
