I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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