butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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