just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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