Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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