why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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