You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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