How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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