i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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