this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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