just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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