Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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