he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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