Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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