he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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