So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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