Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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