her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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