This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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