ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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