Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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