Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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