I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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