Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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