somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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