never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
