where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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