I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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