I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We left an ass print on the piano.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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