i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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