is this the sara with the beer cane?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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