Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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