I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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