I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
