A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Text me some of your sweat
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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