Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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