This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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