she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
