Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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