Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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