hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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