Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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