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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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