4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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