there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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