P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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