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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.

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• (661): View more from California

  We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I learned so much about myself in that shower.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore

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  That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore

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