If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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