Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
this just has baby written all over it
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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