I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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