you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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