uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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